do you guys ever have those nights where you kinda fall asleep but then you’re also awake at the same time and you have those mini dream sessions?? idk like you’re dreaming for 5 seconds n then ur fully awake for 10 seconds n u kinda go back n forth n its just rly confusing???
AND THEN YOU GET UP TO CHECK THE TIME BC UR LIKE “OH SHIT AM I LATE FOR ANYTHING” AND ITS LIKE FUCKING 4 AM N U WANT TO GO BACK TO SLEEP BUT U CANT BC UR TOO FUCKING SCARED
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power